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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Jonathan (jonathan_farris) |
| Race Number | 479 |
| Date | Wed, 9 Oct 2019 23:27:23 |
| Speed |
55 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.1% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | metadeth (1st place) |
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book)
by Stephen Colbert
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