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Pit Stop
Racer Jacque (jrobyabich)
Race Number 4452
Date Tue, 24 Oct 2023 22:13:24
Speed 68 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.7%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents jono2686 (1st place) mercury80 (2nd place) sweetapple6911 (4th place)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
— (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)

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