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Racer The (julianski12)
Race Number 14
Date Thu, 17 Nov 2016 9:39:08
Speed 67 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents 18chanp1 (2nd place) meas (3rd place) samsterminator (5th place) swead (4th place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)