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Pit Stop
Racer Jr (junkstuntman)
Race Number 5
Date Tue, 11 Feb 2014 1:18:23
Speed 31 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.7%
Rank 2nd place (out of 2)
Opponents waxclock (1st place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)