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Racer Kalantarian (kalantarian)
Race Number 20
Date Tue, 5 Aug 2014 20:23:02
Speed 118 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.6%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents shoaib_shahnawaz (1st place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)