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Racer Kevin (kholub0002)
Race Number 1
Date Wed, 18 Jan 2017 21:15:04
Speed 36 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 6)
Opponents bbishoff001 (2nd place) rlombera002 (3rd place) rreeves0004 (4th place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)