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Pit Stop
Racer Franz (killfranzy)
Race Number 62
Date Sun, 26 Mar 2017 18:11:18
Speed 59 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.7%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents mr_random_guy (2nd place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)