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Race Result Details |
| Racer | klinth (kliea) |
| Race Number | 546 |
| Date | Mon, 14 Mar 2022 14:48:14 |
| Speed |
48 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | forty6andtwo (2nd place) kira_death_god (1st place) kk11007 (3rd place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!"
 (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
(see stats)
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