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Race Result Details |
| Racer | krispy (krispykreamed) |
| Race Number | 3 |
| Date | Wed, 27 Oct 2021 8:58:31 |
| Speed |
61 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.4% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | bauggels (2nd place) mishras839392 (4th place) vikral (1st place) |
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—
Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook
 (book)
by Scott Adams
(see stats)
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