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Racer VodkaBuddyBoy (kru51)
Race Number 36
Date Fri, 26 Sep 2014 4:39:55
Speed 42 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents amani7 (1st place) nguyenphu (2nd place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)