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Pit Stop
Racer Marten (kruzz)
Race Number 27
Date Wed, 5 Jun 2013 17:05:53
Speed 80 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents d3m0n_king (4th place) pulsechase (2nd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)