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Racer l____l (l____l)
Race Number 626
Date Sat, 14 Apr 2018 20:29:14
Speed 163 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents bblaise (2nd place) plorksauce (3rd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)