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Pit Stop
Racer Lamaschi (lamaschi)
Race Number 813
Date Sun, 8 Mar 2026 14:16:01
Speed 63 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.4%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents riceeater_666 (5th place) top1_percent (3rd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)

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