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Racer lambdanaut (lambdanaut)
Race Number 248
Date Mon, 23 Sep 2013 4:10:13
Speed 104 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents invasian_rulzau (5th place) jetlagged (2nd place)

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Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. And I'm telling you, everything is great. The air is clean. The water is clean. Even the dirt is clean. Bowling averages are way up. Mini-golf scores are way down. And we have more waterslides than any other planet we communicate with.
— (movie) by Stephen Herek (see stats)