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typeracer

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Racer frothy (lancetadance)
Race Number 700
Date Fri, 8 Mar 2019 21:38:39
Speed 106 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents typeracerplays (2nd place)

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I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.
— (other) by Larry Gelbart (see stats)

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