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Pit Stop
Racer Role (lantash)
Race Number 92
Date Wed, 15 Feb 2017 22:32:16
Speed 100 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents ccvibes (2nd place) cosmictroll (5th place) grosbebe (3rd place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)