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Racer L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat)
Race Number 3418
Date Tue, 27 Oct 2015 10:37:25
Speed 95 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents idlebot (2nd place) mtsang78 (3rd place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)