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Racer Paul (lenpaul)
Race Number 23
Date Mon, 10 Apr 2017 4:13:15
Speed 61 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.2%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents bassoon_38 (1st place) cop9797 (3rd place) jsjamir (4th place)

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Bear Strangler McGee: [looming over Rimmer, who has just vomited into his hat] A man who beans up in the hat of Bear Strangler McGee is either mighty brave, or mighty stupid. Now which are you, boy? Rimmer: Sorry, what were the choices again? Lister: [quickly jumps in and hands McGee some money] You'll have to forgive our friend. He's a couple of gunmen short of a posse. Here. Bear Strangler McGee: That pays for the hat. Now what about the insult? Rimmer: OK, you're a fat, bearded git with breath that could paralyse a grizzly.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)