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Pit Stop
Racer lmns (lmns)
Race Number 1640
Date Wed, 16 Oct 2013 12:35:52
Speed 60 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.2%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents alan11abc (1st place) dabbymac (5th place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)