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Racer Aradia (lobbylubby)
Race Number 180
Date Fri, 16 Aug 2013 12:34:07
Speed 71 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.1%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents archievald_ingco (1st place) cherrie68 (4th place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)