Race Result Details |
Racer | Loyne Leed (loyneleed) |
Race Number | 2674 |
Date | Tue, 1 Oct 2024 13:50:35 |
Speed |
116 WPM
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Accuracy | 97.7% |
Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
Opponents | k4nd1na (1st place) thetyperighter (3rd place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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