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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer ™SLD™ (ltnsld)
Race Number 881
Date Thu, 7 Mar 2019 5:55:28
Speed 62 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.9%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents khanwaseemgul (5th place)

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Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why! Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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