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Pit Stop
Racer wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean)
Race Number 123734
Date Wed, 21 Sep 2016 23:35:34
Speed 102 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents cool_monkeyz (2nd place) ohayo_velotype (3rd place) swankily (4th place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)