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Racer wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean)
Race Number 53631
Date Sat, 16 May 2015 21:45:16
Speed 71 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.7%
Rank 2nd place (out of 2)
Opponents quinnn10 (1st place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)