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Racer Blah (lucky10)
Race Number 167
Date Sat, 29 Jun 2013 16:41:49
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.6%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents lebao (3rd place) sadguy (4th place) shoaib_shahnawaz (1st place)

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Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)