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typeracer

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Racer (lwycsrc)
Race Number 7897
Date Tue, 14 Jan 2020 8:34:59
Speed 95 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.9%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents noobtypesfast (2nd place) qwerty80801 (4th place)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)