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Pit Stop
Racer Sam (lytefast)
Race Number 2
Date Wed, 6 May 2015 19:54:37
Speed 68 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.9%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents hyping4typing (1st place) kallandissucks (4th place) kennardsu (2nd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)