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Racer Intruder (mad_sam)
Race Number 4118
Date Tue, 6 May 2014 8:52:18
Speed 67 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.6%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents rahmu (1st place) vickyliu (5th place) zacharygoh (4th place)

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Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)