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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Febreeze (madlibs)
Race Number 6496
Date Fri, 24 Apr 2015 3:29:44
Speed 77 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 86.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents busey (2nd place) kawaiidesuebola (3rd place)

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What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
— (movie) by Terry Jones (see stats)