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typeracer

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Racer (`_`) (man_of_steel)
Race Number 3862
Date Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:17:59
Speed 67 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents aubreysones (3rd place) il__ya (2nd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)