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Race Result Details |
| Racer | (`_`) (man_of_steel) |
| Race Number | 4401 |
| Date | Thu, 3 May 2012 15:32:12 |
| Speed |
62 WPM
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| Accuracy | 87.7% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | scarfacejr (2nd place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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