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typeracer

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Racer Marx Carlo (marx_abellanosa)
Race Number 13
Date Fri, 4 Mar 2022 4:24:08
Speed 45 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.4%
Rank 8th place (out of 11)
Opponents 7awram7med (6th place) aj_delos (7th place) dlaughy19 (5th place) elijah_rarugal (10th place) jinya (2nd place) kyanmalicsi (3rd place) podoro (4th place) randolphballeras (9th place) sevenfootasianman (1st place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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