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Racer marzipanic (marzipanic)
Race Number 10052
Date Fri, 28 Nov 2025 15:36:24
Speed 97 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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