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Racer Massinissa (massinissa611)
Race Number 707
Date Sun, 12 Jan 2025 20:59:15
Speed 58 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.4%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents zydek (2nd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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