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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Bob (massivewanker) |
| Race Number | 317 |
| Date | Sat, 3 Jun 2017 10:27:08 |
| Speed |
55 WPM
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| Accuracy | 86.9% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | abdvllah (2nd place) danyl007 (5th place) dunkrius (1st place) rolobhak (4th place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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