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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer :)))) (master532)
Race Number 116
Date Tue, 2 Jan 2018 16:56:32
Speed 55 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents arrow0ftime (3rd place) blownass (5th place)

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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
— (game) by Valve Corporation (see stats)

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