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Pit Stop
Racer ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ—ฟ (masterofpuppies)
Race Number 309
Date Sun, 10 Sep 2023 6:41:13
Speed 135 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents explosivedc (3rd place) veryslowracer (2nd place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)