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Racer So you have chosen DEATH (mathandphysicsftw)
Race Number 972
Date Sat, 17 Sep 2016 3:00:12
Speed 118 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents krysisgunner (2nd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)