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Racer Matthew (mattnguyen)
Race Number 70
Date Sun, 13 May 2012 0:07:54
Speed 94 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.2%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents csq_ (3rd place) elidio (1st place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)