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Racer matt (mattquit)
Race Number 252
Date Fri, 24 Jan 2014 21:45:07
Speed 101 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.2%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents baseball17 (3rd place) fexer (4th place) kebinh (1st place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)