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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Matt Matt! (mattthebatt) |
| Race Number | 2 |
| Date | Tue, 28 Jan 2025 14:24:06 |
| Speed |
25 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.5% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 3) |
| Opponents | deoxolin (1st place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!"
 (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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