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Pit Stop
Racer Matthew (mattyhassett)
Race Number 4003
Date Sun, 2 Sep 2018 17:25:08
Speed 80 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents adrin55 (3rd place) pauliokas (1st place)

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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!
— (game) by Rockstar Games (see stats)

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