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Pit Stop
Racer k (mc0sta)
Race Number 39307
Date Thu, 9 Jan 2020 20:44:03
Speed 72 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.6%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents zerozero (1st place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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