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Racer Mario (mgch7)
Race Number 93
Date Thu, 27 Sep 2018 15:40:46
Speed 57 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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