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Race Result Details |
| Racer | (⓿_⓿) (microfome) |
| Race Number | 5912 |
| Date | Wed, 18 Feb 2026 6:34:53 |
| Speed |
79 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.1% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 3) |
| Opponents | ber0620 (1st place) jamesjpark (3rd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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