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Racer Sam (microwavedchicken)
Race Number 67
Date Sat, 21 Jul 2018 16:52:27
Speed 70 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents jr9810 (1st place) paulo0506 (5th place)

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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!
— (game) by Rockstar Games (see stats)

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