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Racer Mike (mikeglotzkowski)
Race Number 24
Date Thu, 8 Aug 2019 9:10:43
Speed 33 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents sarvpal (1st place)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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