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Racer Mikey (mikeytheking)
Race Number 8
Date Thu, 10 May 2012 15:06:53
Speed 99 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents cain22 (4th place) dice_li (3rd place) mat_eo (2nd place)

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Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)