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Pit Stop
Racer Chay (mr_random_guy)
Race Number 65
Date Sun, 26 Mar 2017 18:11:16
Speed 60 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.3%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents killfranzy (3rd place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)