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Pit Stop
Racer Darvin (mrnotapro)
Race Number 5
Date Mon, 26 May 2014 22:10:48
Speed 62 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 83.3%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents flaviusfelix (3rd place) jaunty_jalopy (1st place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)